A Chat-Room Folk Anthem Slouching to the Darker Side [Click to start embedded MP3 audio of the original version.] Original Lyrics [Swimming To the Other Side]Copyright © 2001-2002 Pat Humphries Sung by Lui Collins Album: Leaving Fort Knox Chorus: We are entangled with The Big Bamboozler We are dashed by the very same rain We are drowning in the stream together Some in power and some in pain We can defile this site we post on Crushing the beings that we view in snide Troubled spirits will dwell forever We're all Slouching to the Darker Side I am alone and I am lurching Pumping Adrenalin in my grime I am balanced at the brink of failure I'm impatient to commit a slime I reel backward with my senses gobsmacked Indignation it be my crime In arrogance I will blather, We're all Slouching to the Darker Side Chorus On this travail through myths and passions Blind to intuition, my head, it hurts I am gathering the phools together I'm conspiring to play my part All of those who have succumbed before me Band together to be my guide Goading lessons that I will follow We're all Slouching to the Darker Side Chorus When we get there we'll discover All of the gibes we've been given to snerk Have been with us since life's beginning and We never noticed we were jerks We can totter at the brink of ruin Never realizing how far we've dived Troubled spirits will dwell forever We're all Slouching to the Darker Side Chorus CopyClef 2005 Darth Sidious and Barsoom Tork Associates. North Amurcan Bupkis, exclusive Internet dementors. "At North Amurcan Bupkis, we gleefully dick around with jerks like Bela Z. Bov."
[Click to start embedded MP3 audio of the original version.] Original Lyrics [Swimming To the Other Side]Copyright © 2001-2002 Pat Humphries Sung by Lui Collins Album: Leaving Fort Knox Chorus: We are entangled with The Big Bamboozler We are dashed by the very same rain We are drowning in the stream together Some in power and some in pain We can defile this site we post on Crushing the beings that we view in snide Troubled spirits will dwell forever We're all Slouching to the Darker Side I am alone and I am lurching Pumping Adrenalin in my grime I am balanced at the brink of failure I'm impatient to commit a slime I reel backward with my senses gobsmacked Indignation it be my crime In arrogance I will blather, We're all Slouching to the Darker Side Chorus On this travail through myths and passions Blind to intuition, my head, it hurts I am gathering the phools together I'm conspiring to play my part All of those who have succumbed before me Band together to be my guide Goading lessons that I will follow We're all Slouching to the Darker Side Chorus When we get there we'll discover All of the gibes we've been given to snerk Have been with us since life's beginning and We never noticed we were jerks We can totter at the brink of ruin Never realizing how far we've dived Troubled spirits will dwell forever We're all Slouching to the Darker Side Chorus
Original Lyrics [Swimming To the Other Side]Copyright © 2001-2002 Pat Humphries Sung by Lui Collins Album: Leaving Fort Knox
Chorus: We are entangled with The Big Bamboozler We are dashed by the very same rain We are drowning in the stream together Some in power and some in pain We can defile this site we post on Crushing the beings that we view in snide Troubled spirits will dwell forever We're all Slouching to the Darker Side
I am alone and I am lurching Pumping Adrenalin in my grime I am balanced at the brink of failure I'm impatient to commit a slime I reel backward with my senses gobsmacked Indignation it be my crime In arrogance I will blather, We're all Slouching to the Darker Side
Chorus
On this travail through myths and passions Blind to intuition, my head, it hurts I am gathering the phools together I'm conspiring to play my part All of those who have succumbed before me Band together to be my guide Goading lessons that I will follow We're all Slouching to the Darker Side
When we get there we'll discover All of the gibes we've been given to snerk Have been with us since life's beginning and We never noticed we were jerks We can totter at the brink of ruin Never realizing how far we've dived Troubled spirits will dwell forever We're all Slouching to the Darker Side
CopyClef 2005 Darth Sidious and Barsoom Tork Associates.